*chillin wit my smart hoe*
me: bae whats the temperature of the sun?
her: 10 million degrees
me: ur so sexy when u know things
everybody here got fuckin slides and shorts im the nigga wit ripped skinny jeans and a flannel of course i got made fun of i knew this shit was finna happen as soon as i saw what the fuck everyone was wearing. stepped out the car like “aw fuck”